Chickenhead (see banners at the bottom of the page) the not-so-oftenly updated comedy feature site has a new feature up, the Nudist Bonanza. Especially funny is the “Nudist Bonanza Chat” with Rev. Gary!

You’ve all heard of Ask Jeeves, right? Sure you have… well, now there is Ask Jesus!. So, it’s not a search engine. But, it’s better and more holy than that. Just put in the URL of your favorite page, and it will Jesusify it for you! My favorite page is Jesusified here

Ever wonder what happens when a geek gets a framegrabber, edits geek movies and adds his own geek text? Wonder no more, friends, Detonate.net has the answer. First up, we have a geek-ization of the Matrix, followed by Star Wars: A New Hope. Be forewarned, geek knowledge may be needed to get all jokes.

Well, it seems that Pets.com is suing Robert Smigel creator of, among other things, Triumph, the Insult comic dog. “What for?” you say. Pets.com believes that Triumph has “degraded the image of the Pets.com spokesperson”. Smigel is counter with allegations that Pets.com stole the idea from him. Well, you can read all about it here.

Well, I thought that everyone LIKED being able to see an entire, uncut movie in Widescreen format. Apparently, this guy doesn’t. He also likes DIVX (for the uninformed, a DVD format that doesn’t support widescreen). He also drives a horse and buggy, and enjoys using a typewriter and correction fluid. Oh, and the Earth is the center of the universe.

This is the bittersweet tale of Mike, the rooster from Fruita, Colorado, who in the 1940′s lived for 18 months with NO HEAD. It’s bizarre, but the people in Fruita are honoring him with a 300 pound statue. To hell with Merriwether Lewis, i want a HEADLESS CHICKEN!

ADDENDUM: Here is the full story, with pictures of Mike, the Headless Chicken.

My new-favorite site, Chickenhead.com, has come up with another comedic nugget, called Frat-Beat Magazine. Absolutely hilarious. Plenty of homo-eroticism jokes and plenty of pics of wasted Greeks projectile vomiting! ROCK!

This first clip is Budweiser’s newest take on the ‘Whassup’ ads. It’s WASABE this time. Rather hilarious. And secondly, this one is rather funny as well… nothing like wacky basketball to child collision humor.

Well, i’ve never been to Ryan’s Steakhouse, and frankly i don’t think i want to go. This is quite frankly one of the most disgusting and yet funny things i have seen on the web. I had to stop reading because i thought i was going to hyperventilate laughing. Oy! Read it here.

I don’t know what it is about all these cat videos, whether it is Cat Herding, Cats Flying, Cats Grooving. Well, this is Cats Flinging Themselves Headlong Into Paralysis, I guess. View it here.