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Ben Wilson

ben wilson This is the blog of a one Ben Wilson, a Louisville, Kentucky native who enjoys baseball, beer, music, bikes, things that fly and good food. By day he pushes pixels and makes the Internet happen for a local advertising agency. His wife, Kelly is an Ironman, and his baby Amelia is the cutest thing ever.

I just saw an ad on TV (I’m at home, waiting on some repair people for the air conditioning) and I saw an ad for local lawyer Darryl “Turn-This-Wreck-Into-This-Check” Isaacs, touting him as the “KENTUCKY HAMMER”. Hah. Whew. Apparently, Isaacs & Isaacs doesn’t have a website, but I did find an article about Isaacs nearly being killed by a falling light pole at Seneca Park. Apparently he was hit with glass and debris, and narrowly escaped flattening.

update: found a website for Isaacs and Isaacs

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May 21 2003 ~ 11:25 am ~ Comments (8) ~
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i saw an article in today’s Courier-Journal about an interesting project at the University of Kentucky College of Engineering called BIG BLUE (Baseline Inflatable Glider Balloon Launched Unmanned Experiment). Essentially, it’s a balloon-launched glider designed for atmospheres like Mars. Mars has an atmosphere that is 1% as dense as the Earth, so flying is MUCH harder. The cool thing about this plane is that the wings are deployed at an altitude of 100,000 feet. And they are just unfolded — they are inflated! But you can’t fly with non-rigid wings, right? Right. Well, those crafty sons-of-guns came up with the idea for a ultraviolet-hardening epoxy to harden the wings at altitude! Crazy stuff.

Anyway, NASA is partially funding this project, and they have an article about it’s test flight.

The official site (fairly crude) is linked above, but if you want to see some cool wind-tunnel footage of these wings, you can go here and some documentary footage of the launch can be viewed here.

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May 20 2003 ~ 7:10 pm ~ Comments Off ~
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Hunter noticed that “Tank” (played by actor Marcus Chong) didn’t appear in The Matrix: Reloaded. That’s odd. I mean, he was a lesser character, but he had his fans, right? Well anyway, Chong isn’t too happy about it all, and even some fans of the film have got his back.

Why he wasn’t asked back? That isn’t really apparent. According to the MCAT site, there was some sort of terroristic threatening, pay disputes, etc. The site makes a jumbled attempt at laying out evidence, but evidence of what, I don’t know.

Fun fact: Marcus Chong’s father is Tommy Chong of Cheech and Chong fame! One of his sisters is Rae Dawn Chong.

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someone slid a note under Moriarty’s door over at Ain’t It Cool News regarding Michael Moore‘s next film, Fahrenheit 9-11: The Temperature at Which Truth Burns.

his style may not lend to credibility, but neither does getting Danny Glover canned from working for MCI.

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May 19 2003 ~ 4:13 pm ~ Comments (2) ~
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found this little dandy about the truth behind panhandlers whilst browsing my local FARK.

I’m Brad Edwards, In Your Corner.

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i’ve always thought of “town-hall meetings” as being fascinatingly weird gatherings. some old pensioner standing up to protest the neighbor’s unwillingness to edge his sidewalk, or some dogwalker complaining that some other dog-owner has been allowing their pup to drink from a human water fountain. a resolution must be passed! no dogs on fountains! edging for all!

well, what really brought me to thinking about this was SNITCH‘s article about a rape in Douglass Hills, one of my old haunts. Right in the middle of Douglass Hills is Crosby Middle School, my middle alma-mater. In any case, the replies from the frightened Douglassites in this article are just priceless:

From “Helen”, who would not give her last name because she’s afraid she might become the rapist’s next victim, and hadn’t left her condominium in a week: “If I see a black guy walking through here, I’ll call police,” she said, then added: “I know that sounds terrible.”

Yep, that’s pretty terrible, Helen. But what is to be expected from mostly-all-white Douglass Hills? Helen, turn off the six-o’-clock news.

further, from Phil Brown, landscaper, possible $1,000 bounty-poster: Brown said he has trained his wife and children to “die on the spot. She knows that if some guy takes her to a far away place to kill her, then I’ll be very upset. If somebody touches my family, that’s going to be too bad for them.”

I don’t know if Phil was quoted out of context — but “training your wife and family to die on the spot”? I don’t even know what to make of that. If the rapist takes his wife/child far away — will he be upset with his wife/child or with the rapist?

I don’t care how idyllic any suburbian plot may look — underneath lies the same fear, loathing and hatred that is everywhere else.

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FOX is bringing back Joe Millionaire, among other feats of misogyny. “can women be fooled again?” ha-ha! laugh riot. my question is this: will viewers be fooled again? also in the “pipe”line is a drama about the porn industry! awesome. word on the street is that fox will be utilizing brand-new video blurring technology to blur out genitals, and will be retailing special glasses that will allow you to un-blur them uglies!

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May 15 2003 ~ 2:19 pm ~ Comments (2) ~
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i think the cap really makes it.
squirrels and rc

spassmonkey via b3ta did that. you should visit his site.

(p.s. – note that the squirrel is driving an electric RC car).

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May 14 2003 ~ 3:34 pm ~ Comments (3) ~
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i love COPS.

This “COPS: Las Vegas” is spectacular. Most times, people shown on COPS don’t go into such sordid detail as this woman… she proceeds to list out the groceries bought by her son. “He bought some bologna, bread, yogurt and cheese. Well, he comes home to find that the yogurt is gone. And let me tell you, officer, my daughter and I don’t like yogurt, nosiree. So he gets upset because the yogurt is gone!”

is it wrong that i like COPS? and yet, i hate american idol, survivor and big brother. i guess i’m just in it for actual reality and not manufactured reality. i’ve said it before, but “goat house” would rule. “what is ‘goat house’?” you say? well, it’s my idea that is somewhat of a cross between big brother and running man (moreso schwarzenegger than king). essentially, we take death row inmates — lets say 8 of them — and put them in a large house with a large central area. well, each week we drop in a goat. live, televised. you are probably wondering what the fun in that is — well here’s your answer: necessity is the mother of entertaining TV. the more resourceful and crazed murderers and rapists will kill the goat, and use its various and sundry entrails and skeleton to fashion crude weapons and armor. spears, daggers — possibly even strung weapons. each week, more goat, more material. woo. last one alive gets to go free.

Oh sure, that goes against my liberal ideologies, but hey — this is TELEVISION. you don’t have to have morals or substance to be on TV. i can subjugate my ideals for a fat sack of cash and DVD boxed set of “goat house”.

No, really. criminal have rights, hell even goats have rights. reality tv viewers have no rights.

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May 13 2003 ~ 6:45 pm ~ Comments (10) ~
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just a couple of photos and a pan from the Louisville Bats game on Sunday (Mother’s Day). check them out here.

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