i think, sometimes, that kelly has a strange fetish with subjecting cats to what can only be called “feline bondage”. she seems preoccupied with getting the cats to use a harness. now, most cats don’t even like it when you put a piece of string on their backs, much less a harness. kelly borrowed a Size-Right Cat Harness from a friend at work, and subjected poor karen to this thing. after realizing that we had it on sideways, karen actually seemed to be okay with it. that is, until i brandished a rake at her whilst working in the garden for a moment. she flipped out and broke free from her surly bondage. kelly managed to get her back into the thing — well, almost. karen bolted into the garden, and was summarily cornered and apprehended. deciding that i didn’t want kelly to lose one of our cats, the whole fiasco ended soon afterwards. we do have photographic evidence of the whole fandango.