Some of you loyal theLocust.org readers will remember my run-in with Pablo Escobar a little while back… well, RSteven880 (as he is known on AOL, and subsequently on AIM) has been popping up on AIM recently — what follows is a hilarious outtake between RSteven880 and my friend and colleague, Geoff.

My favorite line — You are the sacred one who possesses the most beautiful leather cheerio

Read on for the complete transcript{more}

RoyalTrux666: Climb Mount Niitaka
RSteven880: huh?
RSteven880: who are you/
RoyalTrux666: Please tell Col. Round-Eye to say
no more.
RSteven880: what?
RoyalTrux666: this must be done by dawn.
RoyalTrux666: Or many will miss lunch.
RSteven880: i don’t know anyone named dawn to
tell to do it
RoyalTrux666: by dawn refers to a time, not a
person
RoyalTrux666: You are the sacred one who
possesses the most beautiful leather
cheerio
RSteven880: huh?
RoyalTrux666: the most splendiferous
cavity known to man
RoyalTrux666: I should not be suprised if it
were to tear asunder and from it’s gaping
depths — rose petals
RoyalTrux666: that is the beauty and grace
of the leather cheerio that you — and you
alone — possess

RoyalTrux666: Please
RoyalTrux666: Keep it safe
RSteven880: what the hell are you talking about?
RoyalTrux666: I may have said too much.
Please forgive me if you are not indeed the
chosen one.
RSteven880: um ok… just trying to figure out who
you are
RoyalTrux666: My true name must never be
spoken by an american
RSteven880: well, i’m not an american
RoyalTrux666:
http://www.ecnet.net/users/gemedia1/alum94
b.html
RoyalTrux666: this is NOT you?
RoyalTrux666: My friend, I am afraid that
there may have been a horrible mistake in
contacting you for this mission.
RSteven880: well, i hope no one self destructs
when the message is over… if it’s ever over
RoyalTrux666: That would be silly
RSteven880: as silly as this whole conversation
since i have no idea who you are…
RoyalTrux666: Our organization is here to
help the Pablos of the world get better
adjusted…we mean absolutely no harm to
any nonliving creature
RSteven880: um ok
RSteven880: i don’t know any pablo
RoyalTrux666: We seek those with
intelligence and media saavy to help our
cause
RoyalTrux666: Sorry for the mistake
RoyalTrux666: please, cdo carry on.
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RoyalTrux666: oh my
RSteven880: well, the media likes to follow people
that are honest abou twho they are…

RSteven880 signed off at 5:40:40 PM.
RoyalTrux666: I have not misrepresented
myself. Nor have I telephone-machined
anyone regarding this matter, late at night
or otherwise