First off, lemme explain everything². It’s a network of information, informally arranged, constantly updated, and always growing.
Essentially, you enter definitions of stuff that you know of, and link words in your definition to other everything² entries. Needless to say, this makes reading everything² incredibly addictive. Just about everything (squared, even) is in this web of knowledge. (A sidenote, Dave G. from work notes that everything² is merely a knock-off of HyperCard, which also sounds intriguing.)

A couple months ago, I was cruising through everything², and I came across a REALLY interesting node, regarding some really bizarre, but intriguing masterworks.

Criminally