Manipulate Shatner on the bridge of the Enterprise! Make him say naughty things like “Fondle me Klingons!” Ahaha! It’s great. And it’s right here.

CNN is running a story about a little
plastic keychain attached device that
will allow gays to covertly find one
another (within 50 ft). Also, gay
bashers will be able to pinpoint their
attacks. (But i’m sure that isn’t the intended usage). The story is here here. It’s in RealVideo, too. Neato.

Apparently, AOL sent (actually, parachuted) one of their directors into a Columbian Rebel held town, where he and the FARC leader swapped baseball caps. It’s all very weird, and it’s all right here.

I never thought i’d see the word “mullet” in the Washington Post, but i have, and the story about them is here. (include some Beastie Boy lyrics)

The Onion has paraphrased my life yet again! The correlation between this story and myself is shocking! Read it here.

this little clip is hilarious! If there is one
thing the world needs, it’s less Kathie Lee,
and more stuff pet puppets. View it href=GrooveKitty.mpg>here.

Slashdot is running a story about the Secret Service and a raid on Steve Jackson Games ten years ago. SJ Games’ account of it is here. It is an interesting read into how paranoid the government was (is) about technology it had (has) no control or information about.

Well, Kathie Lee has officially split the long-running (too long running) morning schmooze-fest known as Regis and Kathie-Lee (or, more recently, Regis and WhotheHellGivesaShit). Well, Regis will continue on, branching out from his moonlighting job with a morning show, Who Wants to Be An Annoying Sidekick. I can’t wait. The story is here.